Pathan 2 Meter Lambi Pipe Se Hukka Pi Raha Tha! Dost: Itne Lambe Pipe Se Kyon Pi Raha Hai! Pathan: Yaar Doctor Sahab Ne Tambaku Se Dur Rahne Ko Kaha Hai!
Pathan: Jab Ham Chhota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darkht Par Chadh Jata Tha! Dost: Yah To Bahut Bada Darkht Hai Tum Is Par Kaise Chadh Jaate The? Pathan: Us Vakat Ye Darkht Bhi Chhota Hota Tha!
Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Ek Pathan Bahut Pareshan Baitha Tha! Dost: Tum Itne Pareshaan Kyon Ho? Pathan: Yaar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hain Lekin Mere 2! Aisa Kyon?
Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!